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Enchanted Realms Hoodie — Wearable Goblin Energy
$60.00
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Whether you're freezing at game night because someone insists the AC should be set to “Arctic Tundra,” or you just want to rep your favorite chaotic local game store, this hoodie has you covered — literally.
Soft, warm, and socially acceptable to wear for three days straight, even if your life choices are not.
Wear it while drafting.
Wear it while rage-shuffling.
Wear it while making eye contact with your opponent and whispering, “Topdeck or death.”
The Feral Fine Print:
These are made individually AFTER you order, not mass-produced by emotionless factory goblins.
Because we refuse to guess your size.
(We tried that once and Support Wizard got mad and hid all our cookies...soo....)
Also, please note that these do run small. Ogre has had to cut back on his late night snacks to fit his...
Please allow 7–10 business days for us to lovingly craft your item with passion, clumsy enthusiasm, and the energy of a toddler who just discovered glitter.
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.